Are you tired of being able to see what's on your desk? Tired of the stress of having to pick up your pen and actually put it back in your cup holder? Do you dream of a world where your coworkers' pens can roll off the edge of the table and into the abyss, never to be seen again?
Well, look no further! Invisible Pen Covers are here to take your mind (and your pens) on a wild ride.
With our patented, completely-not-at-all-innovative design, you can now hide your pens from view, leaving you free to focus on the really important things in life, like staring at the wall or playing Solitaire on your computer.
But wait, there's more! Our invisible pen covers are not just for the individual, no sir! They're also perfect for office-wide deployment. Just imagine it: a sea of invisible pens, a landscape of lost productivity, and a workplace where no one ever has to say "I'm on my last pen" again!
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