Time Travel Reform: Because the Past was a Real Mess

Join our movement to fix all the mistakes of yesteryear. Because, let's be real, who needs the Great Fire of London or the Salem Witch Trials, anyway?

Our proposed changes include, but are not limited to:

• Reversing the outcome of every episode of "Who's the Mummy's Boy?" so that the kid with the most acne wins.
• Erasing the entirety of disco music from recorded history
• Making the Spice Girls' last name change to "Grapefruit" official

Learn about our plans for Temporal Tax Reform and how it will save you money on all those pesky temporal loops!

Read about our stance on Time Loops and how we'll deal with them once and for all