Loops
Chapter 2, Subchapter 2.1, Loops of the Damned
A Brief History of Loopy Laws
It all started with the Great Looping Act of 1789, which allowed for the infinite recursion of taxes on time-traveling goods. Little did the Founding Fathers know that this would lead to the current state of affairs.
The Looping Loopholes of Today
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_goals of the Loopy Laws are to confound, confuse, and fleece the unsuspecting traveler through time._
Subchapter 2.1.1: Loopy Lawyers
They're the ones who make the Loopy Laws worse.
Meet our team of expert Loopy Lawyers:
John Loopy
Lead Loopy Lawyer
Expert in Loopy Laws and Loopy Loopholes
Contact: John Loopy
Jane Loopy
Loopy Lawyer Extraordinaire
Specializing in Looping Loopholes and Loopy Lawfare
Contact: Janes Loopy
Jim Loopy
Chief Loopy Lawyer
Loopy Lawfare Specialist
Contact: JimLoopy
This is just a small sample of our team. There are many more Loopy Lawyers out there.