Temporal Anomalies - Subservices
Warning: Temporal Anomalies are known to cause spontaneous combustions, reality distortions, and an increased risk of spontaneous paradoxes. Prolonged exposure may lead to a loss of sanity and/or the need for a good lawyer.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a Temporal Anomaly?
A: A temporal anomaly is a deviation from the space-time continuum. It's like a time-traveling bug, but more likely to give you a headache.
Q: How do I avoid Temporal Anomalies?
A: You can't, but you can try to wear a watch with an extra-large face to distract yourself from the oncoming doom.