Exorcist's Guide to Kicking Some Demon Butt

By: Balthazar McSatanSlayer, Exorcist Extraordinaire

Tip 1: Know Your Enemy

Study the local demon lore and learn to identify the different varieties. A good exorcist must be familiar with the signs and symptoms of possession, from the usual 'spinning head' to the more exotic 'uncontrollable tap dancing'.

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Tip 2: Choose the Right Equipment

A trusty crucifix, a bottle of holy water, and a well-placed holy hand grenade can go a long way. Don't bother with the fancy exorcist's tools, we're old school.

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Tip 3: Stay Focused

A good exorcist must stay calm under pressure. Don't let the demon's taunts get to you, or you'll never get the job done.

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