Tool FAQ: The Official Guide to Not Knowing What You're Doing
Q: What is a tool, anyway?
A: It's a thing that you're supposed to use, but you have no idea what it's for.
Q: How do I use a tool?
A: Good luck with that.
Q: What happens if I break a tool?
A: You might need to get a new one. Or just pretend you didn't break it.