Admit to yourself that you've made a mistake. PBT Syndrome is a real and serious condition, but it's also completely made up. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds (or does).
Call a professional. We have a team of highly trained PBT specialists available 24/7 to guide you through the recovery process. Just click the button below to get started: PBT Relief Program
Take a few deep breaths, and try to focus on the present moment. You are not alone in this. There are many others who have suffered from PBT Syndrome and have gone on to live happy, healthy lives. Visit our PBT Support Group for more information.
Take this as an opportunity to learn something new. What were you thinking when you pressed that button? Was it a moment of madness? A lapse of reason? A fleeting lapse of sanity? Share your story with us and help others learn from your mistakes: Share Your PBT Story
It's time to move on. The world won't stop spinning just because you pressed that button. Get back to work, and remember: it's not you, it's just PBT. Visit our Getting Back to Work page for tips and tricks on how to recover your productivity.
Disclaimer: PBT Syndrome is not a real medical condition, and this page is entirely satirical. Don't actually press the button.
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