Q: I followed the instructions, but it still didn't work!
A: Ah, that's because you're using a different universe version of the instructions.
Q: What do I do now?
A: Consult the Elders for guidance. They've been around since the dawn of time and are always willing to help.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try rolling the dice and seeing what happens.
Either way, it's not our problem.