Pressing the Button: A Guide to Unintended Consequences

Warning: Pressing the button will result in:

Instant Regret

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Unplanned Dance Party

Temporary Loss of Eyebrows (May Persist for up to 48 hours)

For more information on the Button's side effects, visit:

Side Effects and Contraindications

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Advanced Button Pressing Techniques

Disclaimer: The creators of this website are not responsible for any damage caused by pressing the button. Or are they?

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