Warning: Pressing the button will result in:
Instant Regret
Spontaneous Human Combustion
Unplanned Dance Party
Temporary Loss of Eyebrows (May Persist for up to 48 hours)
For more information on the Button's side effects, visit:
Side Effects and Contraindications
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
Advanced Button Pressing Techniques
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