Tool FAQ: Why shouldn't I press the button while wearing a hat?

Q: What's the worst that could happen?

A: We can't be held responsible for any spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby flammable materials, or spontaneous generation of spontaneously generated sing-alongs.

Subpages:

What happens if I press it twice?
Can I press it with my toes?
Will it make my hat go up to 100dB?

Disclaimer: This tool is provided 'as is' with no express or implied warranty. Don't say we didn't warn you.