Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Our tool is designed to amplify the sonic qualities of your hat, allowing it to reach previously unimaginable decibel levels. But be warned: our research suggests that hats, when pushed to such extreme frequencies, may begin to warp space-time itself.
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Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
By using our tool, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept these risks. Or don't, we won't judge.
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