Top-Hoover Gadgetry

Welcome to the Sparky's Gadget Showcase, where the most innovative, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly impractical gadgets are on display!

1. Top-Hoover 101 - The Ultimate Vacuum Cleaner for the Clumsy

Behold! A vacuum cleaner that can suck up anything, including your dignity.

Top-Hoover 101

2. Top-Hoover 102 - The Selfie Toaster

A toaster that prints your selfie onto your toast. Because, why not?

Selfie Toaster

3. Top-Hoover 103 - The Inflatable Unicorn Horn

A horn that inflates to 10 feet tall, because who needs personal space, anyway?

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

And that's just the beginning! Explore our Sparky's Gadget Showcase for more absurdities!