“I once knew a man who knew a truth that was so unbridled, it made his hair fall out in clumps. He said, 'I'm not lying, I'm just... creatively recounting events.'

“The truth may be out there, but it's hidden behind 17 layers of bureaucracy and a really thick wall.

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“I've never met a lie that didn't have a good alibi.

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