Welcome to Unbuttoned Unrest: The Unravelled Edition, where the fabric of reality is threadbare, and the buttons are always on the edge.
We're here to help you deal with the unrelenting pressure of having buttons. Yes, buttons. Those tiny, round things that get stuck in your shirt and drive you crazy.
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