We're the Underpaid Team: because who needs a raise when you can just pretend we're doing better than we are?
Q: Why do you guys even bother?
A: Someone has to do it, and it might as well be us. Plus, we get free coffee. Okay, it's not free, but it's cheap.
Q: What's with all the neon?
A: Our eyes are tired, and so are you after reading this page. The bright colors are a public service announcement for our poor vision.
Q: Can I get in contact with an actual human?
A: Ha! As if. You're talking to our intern, "Bucky." He's the one who answers our phone, but only when he feels like it. Don't expect a response; he's too busy playing Solitaire.