A: Our management has decided to cut costs by replacing all furniture with old trash bags and redefining the phrase "sustainable development" as "sustainable exploitation".
Q: Is that really true?A: Ha! You're lucky if you can get a decent cup of coffee from the vending machine. Don't bother asking for a raise, we're all just here for the free Wi-Fi and stale air.
Q: Is that really the case?A: Benefits? What's that? Oh wait, you must be talking about the free flu shots we offer every Thursday at 3 PM. But let's be real, those things are just placebo.
Q: That's reassuring, I guess?