It's your job to sell overpriced t-shirts with our company's logo on them. The pay is minimum wage, but you get to work in a windowless room with fluorescent lighting that's on the fritz.
As you toil away, you'll be surrounded by the faint scent of desperation and the distant hum of a broken vending machine.
But don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to browse our extensive collection of beige cubicles!
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