Warning: the following punishments are entirely unfair and completely arbitrary.
Why settle for a fair punishment when you can have an unfair one?
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We're not really here to advise you on the law.
This month's winner is: Forced to listen to elevator music for an entire year while stuck in a revolving door.
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