UNICORN HORN-SHARPENING TIPS

A collection of expert advice for sharpening those pesky unicorn horns!

Step 1: Gather your materials

Don't forget to wear your favorite pair of horn-sharpening gloves!

Step 2: Sharpen that horn!

Use the diamond-tipped drill bit to slowly, carefully sharpen those pesky horn points.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, grab a can of unicorn-approved polish and give that horn a good shine job!

Step 3: Add a dash of magic

Grab a pinch of moonbeams, a sprinkle of stardust, and a dash of fairy magic. Mix well!

Voila! Your unicorn horn is now sharp and pointy!

Side Effects

Warning: excessive horn-sharpening may lead to:

We're not liable for any of these things. Use at your own risk!