The Unicorn-Horn-Shine-Method: Because Your Life is Boring Without a Little Sparkle

Are you tired of living in a world without magic? Do you yearn for a dash of whimsy in your mundane routine? Look no further than the Unicorn-Horn-Shine-Method, the revolutionary new approach to adding a pinch of fantasy to your everyday life!

How It Works

Step 1: Acquire a spare horn from a willing participant in the Great Unicorn Trade

Step 2: Attach horn to forehead using patented Unicorn-Horn-Shine-Method adhesive

Step 3: Bask in radiant, otherworldly glow

As the horn shines brightly, you'll be the envy of all your friends and neighbors! But be warned: excessive horn-gazing may lead to spontaneous combustion of surrounding objects...