Noxious farts are the worst of the best. They're like the toxic waste of the unicorn world.
Causes:
- Too many sparkly rainbow-colored donuts
- Consuming expired unicorn tears
- Staring at a unicorn for too long
Effects:
- Instantly turning your mane into a tangled mess
- Causes nearby flowers to wilt
- Forces you to watch reruns of 'My Little Pony' for 24 hours straight
Prevention:
- Avoid donuts
- Don't drink expired unicorn tears
- Stare at a rock for a change
Countermeasures for noxious farts are available, but not recommended.