Exercise: Because You're Not Lazy, Are You?

Listen, if you're still reading this, it's clear you need a kick in the pants.

Here are some unsolicited exercise tips from someone who's clearly a fitness expert:

• Run like the Wind, Man! (You'll thank me later)
• Do The Floss (It's like a dance, but without the dancing)
• Get Your Sweat On (We all know you're secretly a caveperson)