Inflatable Blob Spriter History

Welcome to the Inflatable Blob Spriter History, a comprehensive guide to the evolution of these bizarre, blob-like creatures.

The Early Years (300,000 BCE)

It all started 300,000 years ago, when the ancient Inflatable Blob Spriter, Zorblorp, first emerged from the primordial ooze. With a body made of a single, translucent bubble, Zorblorp was the first of its kind.

Read more about Zorblorp's discovery

The Golden Age (10,000 BCE)

In the Golden Age, the Inflatable Blob Spriters evolved into more complex forms, with multiple bubbles and a penchant for collecting rare space rocks.

Learn about the space rock collecting craze

The Dark Ages (500 CE)

As the world around them changed, the Inflatable Blob Spriters went into hiding, their numbers dwindling as they waited for the perfect moment to reemerge.

Read the Inflatable Blob Spriter Hibernation Protocol

And so, the Inflatable Blob Spriter History comes full circle, with a new era of exploration and wonder dawning.

Stay tuned for more updates!