Weather Activities prophets say you should take a shower

According to ancient weather lore, taking a shower is the key to predicting the future.

By analyzing the soap suds and the water pressure, our team of expert weather prophets will be able to:

• Divine the temperature: Will it be hot, cold, or just right?
• Predict precipitation: Will it rain, sleet, or possibly even hail?
• Foresee the weather: Will it be sunny, cloudy, or possibly a mix of both?

But wait, there's more! Our shower-based predictions come with a 100% chance of accuracy, or so we're told.