HEATSTROKE WARNING!

It's so hot outside, you'll need to be hospitalized just walking to the fridge.

We're not even sorry.

Current Temperature: 100° F

Humidity: 100%

Heat Index: -500° F (it's actually hotter, but we're just not counting it)

Recommended activities: stay indoors, drink plenty of water, do not have a heart attack

Heat Wave Tips & Tricks for the faint of heart.