Article 1: Be Weird. Like, really weird. Don't try to blend in with the norm. Be a neon pink mohawk wearing, jellyfish enthusiast. We're talking full-on, no-holds-barred, weird.
Article 2: Respect the art of poorly made craft beer. We're talking about the kind made with ketchup and glitter. Don't @ us.
Article 3: If you see another Weirdo doing a particularly impressive rendition of "The Chicken Dance", do not interrupt them. They're in the zone.
Read our Weirdos' Crew Manual for more rules and guidelines