Neglecting Your Health Tips
Because who needs actual wellness, anyway?
Tip 1: Eat Cheetos for Breakfast
Start your day off right with a crunchy, cheesy, potentially-haemorrhage-inducing breakfast of Cheetos. Your arteries will thank you.
Tip 2: Sleep in Your Closet
It's like sleep, but with more dust bunnies!
Tip 3: Don't Wash Your Hands
Why bother, really? Germs are just a fun little surprise for your immune system.
Tip 4: Play Music While Driving
Tip 4: Play Music While Driving
Because who needs road safety, anyway?
Disclaimer
We make no representations about the accuracy, completeness, or non-litigiousness of these tips. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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