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Welcome to WordPunishment, where the only reward is the pain of a thousand terrible puns in a row.

Click here to see the worst of our verb tannery, where the word "action" is merely an action figure.

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to face the horrors of our adjective asylum, where "nice" is just a synonym for "not nice at all".

Here lies the dark art of creating a noun that will make you forget your mother's maiden name.