Yeti Fiasco Timeline

Pre-History (10000 BCE - 500 CE)

It all started with the Great Yeti Migration, where a group of yetis left their homes in the Himalayas to explore the world.

They brought their unique blend of awkwardness and aggression to the ancient world, causing widespread disruption and cultural exchange.

Some notable events include:

• 2000 BCE: Yetis discover fire, promptly use it to roast marshmallows.
• 500 BCE: Yetis invent the art of Extreme Ironing, a precursor to modern-day folding.
• 100 BCE: Yetis establish trade routes with the ancient Egyptians, exchanging awkward smiles for precious gems.

See also: Pre-History

The Golden Age of Yeti (500 CE - 1500 CE)

A period of relative peace and prosperity for the yetis, marked by their mastery of the art of Extreme Ironing.

Yetis become renowned for their skill in:

• Extreme Ironing (of course)
• Marshmallow-toasting
• Uncoordinated dance moves

See also: The Golden Age

The Dark Ages of Yeti (1500 CE - 2000 CE)

A period of decline and strife for the yetis, marked by their increasing dependence on caffeine and reality TV.

Yetis become notorious for:

• Extreme binge-watching
• Overuse of Comic Sans
• Bizarre fashion sense

See also: The Dark Ages

Present Day Yeti (2000 CE - Present)

A time of great upheaval and change for the yetis, as they struggle to adapt to the modern world.

Yetis become known for:

• Extreme use of social media
• Over-reliance on memes
• Inability to use a toaster

See also: Present Day Yeti

YetiFiasco: The Next Generation

A new age of yetis, born and raised on a diet of avocado toast and participation trophies.

Yetis of this generation are known for:

• Inability to hold a job
• Over-reliance on TikTok
• Extensive use of TikTok filters

See also: YetiFiasco: The Next Generation