Rules of Engagement: A Guide to Survival in a Park of Ruin
Rule 1: Don't. Just don't. This place has been closed for 20 years. The rides are rusted, the food has turned, and the employees have all quit. You're on your own.
Rule 2: If you must play, play with caution. Watch your step, as the floors are slick with 30 years of neglect, and the exits are always locked.
Rule 3: Take selfies with the abandoned animatronic animals. They're still creepy, but now they're also... nostalgic?
Rule 4: Don't trust the mirror maze. It's just a trick of the light, but it'll still mess with your head.
Rule 5: The gift shop is still open. Sort of. You can buy some overpriced, dusty trinkets, but be prepared for a 50% chance of a refund.
Learn more about the Haunted Mirror Maze.
Discover the Creepy Clown Collections in the Abandoned Carnival Funhouse.
Find out why the rollercoaster stopped working in the Ride of the Doomed.
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