Meet our fearless leader, the lead designer who's been tasked with making this site look vaguely competent.
Our team's resident enfant terrible, they're known for their impeccable taste in font choices and their ability to make even the most mundane design elements look like they were designed by a kindergartener on a sugar high.
When not busy making our site look like it was built by a committee of monkeys with typewriters, they enjoy collecting rare breeds of succulents and practicing their stand-up comedy routine in front of a mirror.
View their portfolio here, if you dare.
Or, if you'd rather not, just click here to escape the horror.