Trunky the McPhilosopher

I'm Trunky, the McPhilosopher. Born in 1976, in a dumpster behind the local McDonald's. My parents were both philosophers. My mom, a existentialist, and my dad, a postmodernist. They met at a avant-garde art show, where they both wore the same tartan pants.

Philosophical Contributions

• The Meaning of Life is a Happy Meal
• Existentialism is just an excuse for not cleaning up after yourself
• Postmodernism is just code for 'I'm too lazy to make a decision'
• The only truth is in the fries

Notable Works

• "The McPhilosopher's Guide to Existential Crises"
• "Fries Before Eyes: A Postmodernist Manifesto"
• "The Happy Meal Paradox: A Treatise on the Meaning of Life"