Trunky McPhilosopher is the greatest thinker of our time. His trunk, adorned with the wisps of his esteemed beard, holds the secrets to the universe.
His magnum opus, "Trunky's Treatise on Trunks," has been lost to the sands of time, but his influence lives on through his many trunk-related aphorisms:
"A trunk is not just a container, it is the container of the soul."
Read more of Trunky's profound sayings