Absolutes

Welcome to the land of absolutes, where everything is true and nothing is certain.

Here's a list of our absolute certainties:

• Gravity will always exist, but only on Tuesdays.
• The meaning of life is 42, but only if you're an accountant.
• The best way to communicate is still through carrier pigeon.
• And, of course, the only true constant is the value of pi.

Visit our other subpages:

• Relative Truths
• Absolute Facts
• Quantum Averages