BRO PROBLEMS | The Ultimate Guide to Being a Dude

Problems:

Excessive Gaming

Spent 12 hours straight playing 'Fortnight' and now you're too tired for work, social events, and human interaction. What have you done?

Learn how to game harder, not smarter.

Low Food Supplies

You just ate the last of the Cheetos. Now you're stuck with only 3 slices of pizza for dinner. What's your move, bro?

Stock up on more snacks, bro.

Excessive Social Media

Spent the entire day scrolling through Instagram, and now you've reached the peak of existential dread. What do you do now, bro?

Delete, delete, delete, repeat.

Neglecting Personal Hygiene

Realized you've gone 3 days without showering. Now you're a human dumpster fire. What's your plan, bro?

Get clean, get happy.

More Problems:

Excessive Procrastination

Spent the entire day playing 'Minecraft', and now you've got 10 minutes to finish a 5-hour project. What's your move, bro?

Just do it, dude.

Dehydration

Realized you've not had water in 24 hours. Now you're a dried-up, shriveled husk of your former self. What's your plan, bro?

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

Excessive Caffeine

Spent the entire day consuming 10 energy drinks, and now you're jittery, anxious, and possibly experiencing a heart attack. What's your move, bro?

Caffeine detox, bro.