Spent 12 hours straight playing 'Fortnight' and now you're too tired for work, social events, and human interaction. What have you done?
Learn how to game harder, not smarter.You just ate the last of the Cheetos. Now you're stuck with only 3 slices of pizza for dinner. What's your move, bro?
Stock up on more snacks, bro.Spent the entire day scrolling through Instagram, and now you've reached the peak of existential dread. What do you do now, bro?
Delete, delete, delete, repeat.Realized you've gone 3 days without showering. Now you're a human dumpster fire. What's your plan, bro?
Get clean, get happy.Spent the entire day playing 'Minecraft', and now you've got 10 minutes to finish a 5-hour project. What's your move, bro?
Just do it, dude.Realized you've not had water in 24 hours. Now you're a dried-up, shriveled husk of your former self. What's your plan, bro?
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.Spent the entire day consuming 10 energy drinks, and now you're jittery, anxious, and possibly experiencing a heart attack. What's your move, bro?
Caffeine detox, bro.