Welcome to the Non-Existents' Wardrobe, where the impossible exists in all its forms. We have the finest in nonexistent clothing for the discerning non-being.
Our latest collection includes:
Quantum Socks - socks that exist in multiple places at once.
Fuzzy Logic - a wardrobe staple for the postmodern non-being.
Paradoxical Pants - pants that simultaneously exist and don't exist.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:
Infinite Regret - a wardrobe item that will haunt you forever.
Absurdbism Coat - for the non-being who wants to make a statement.