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They say the Banana Man is a menace. A creature so absurd, so ridiculous, so full of peel. Some say he's a hero, a champion of the absurd. Others claim he's just a monkey in a banana yellow suit.
But what's the truth? Is he a guardian of the fruit bowl or a force of chaos and anarchy? Only the Banana Man knows, and he's not talking. Unless, that is, you're willing to listen to his absurd, rambling monologue.
Read the Banana Man's Monologue to find out for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling brave, Meet the Banana Man in person. But be warned: he's a bit of a handful.