Page 1: Absurdities

This is where we list the most absurd things we can think of. Like:

Absurdity 1:

Flamingos that wear roller skates and play the harmonica.

Absurdity 2:

Chickens that have learned to speak in iambic pentameter.

Absurdity 3:

Robots that are secretly running the world's economy, but are allergic to coffee.