Welcome to the esteemed collection of Absurdius' most bewildering creations. Today, we have the infamous "Great Ponzian Bean" experiment, where our brave team of scientists attempted to grow a bean that would somehow connect the world to a higher plane of reality.
The results were, predictably, catastrophic. Our team of experts (read: interns with too much coffee) managed to create a bean that not only defied gravity but also began to speak in a voice that sounded suspiciously like a cross between a foghorn and a didgeridoo.
Read more about the bean's existential crisis