Absurdo Math: Where Numbers Go to Die

Welcome, sucka, to the land of illogical equations and absurd arithmetic.

Here, we'll teach you the art of math, but not in the way you think. Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our humor is... well, you'll see.

• Paradoxical Physics – Where the laws of motion are mere suggestions.
• Chaos Theory: Because who needs patterns, anyway?
• Infinite Infinities – Where the concept of infinity makes your head spin.

(Don't worry, we'll still try to get the answers right. Mostly.)