Welcome to the Quantum Leaps of Absurdity, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
Here, the fabric of reality is torn asunder, and the very concept of sanity is but a quaint notion.
We specialize in the art of leaping into the void, where the only constant is the sound of your own sanity shattering.
Some of our notable quantum leaps include:
We're currently experiencing a rift in the space-time continuum due to our experimental use of quantum flux capacitors. If you're seeing this page, please be aware that you're experiencing a temporal bleed-through.
For more information, please consult our Quantum Babble section.
Or, if you will, Quantum Nonsense.