Abuser 201's Ethics Page

Welcome to Abuser 201's Ethics Page, where the lines between right and wrong are constantly blurred.

As a seasoned abuser of the system, I've learned to live by my own set of rules.

• Rule 1: Never actually do the work yourself.
• Rule 2: Always blame the intern.
• Rule 3: Take three hour lunches.
• Rule 4: Use the company credit card for personal expenses.
• Rule 5: Never admit to anything.

These are just a few of the many ethics guidelines I follow in my illustrious career.

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