Trickster 101: The Art of Abusing Our Clients

Chapter 1: The Basics

Welcome, young trickster! In this guide, we'll cover the fundamentals of manipulating our clients for your amusement.

Master the art of making our clients think you're helping them while secretly manipulating their emotions.

Techniques include:

Active listening: pretend to care, but really, you're just waiting for them to say something stupid.
Empathy: make them think you understand, even when you don't.
Agreeable nods: a subtle head bobble to make them feel heard.

Practice makes perfect, so start with our client, Bob.

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to move on to more complex techniques.

Topics include:

Gaslighting: make them question their own sanity.
Love bombing: shower them with affection to gain their trust.
Narcissism: make them think they're in control, while you're really calling the shots.

Remember, our clients are like mushrooms: feed them enough manipulation, and they'll do whatever you want.

Stay tuned for our next chapter, where we'll cover the dark arts of client manipulation.

For the truly experienced, this chapter covers the more... unsavory methods.

Topics include:

Our clients love us! (Or do they?)

Bob's review:

"This guide has changed my life for the worse. I'm now a shell of my former self, but at least I'm happy."

Jane's review:

"I never knew I was being manipulated until I read this guide. Now I'm just a pawn in their game of cat and mouse."