Atomic Strings: The Most Explosively Awesome Instrument Ever
For those who want to make a statement with their music, but don't have the time oristency to practice, Atomic Strings is here to save the day! With its unique blend of explosive sound and utter lack of talent, you'll be the talk of the town in no time.
Features:
- 100% guaranteed to make your neighbors hate you
- Comes with a free side of earplugs
- Perfect for weddings, parties, and other loud events where subtlety is overrated
- Includes a complimentary pair of noise-cancelling headphones (just kidding, they're just earplugs with a fancy name)