Features:

Highly radioactive material

100% guaranteed to attract radiation detectors

Perfect for the fashionably fearless

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Technical Specifications:

Material: Highly Enriched Uranium

Diameter: 24 inches

Weight: 5 pounds

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Perfect for nuclear physicists, mad scientists, and post-apocalyptic survivors

Caution: May cause spontaneous combustion

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