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Neon Laser HATS!

A World of Blindingly Bright Headgear

Get ready for the most intense, the most outrageous, the most Binary HATS experience of your life.

A neon laser hat so bright it will blind you

Ultrasonic HATS - Because who doesn't want to hear their own voice at 100db?
More Neon Laser HATS - Because you can never have too many.
Grav-Wave HATS - Because you'll never be able to escape our grasp.