You have reached the apex of hat-itude: the Fez of Shame. This is where you come to surrender, to admit defeat, and to don the mantle of regret.
The Fez of Shame is crafted from the finest materials of disappointment and despair. Its threads are woven with the tears of the fallen, and its fabric is dyed with the regret of those who dared to try.
Get your Fez of Shame today! or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, learn how to wear it in style!
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