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A fez of shame

You have reached the apex of hat-itude: the Fez of Shame. This is where you come to surrender, to admit defeat, and to don the mantle of regret.

The Fez of Shame is crafted from the finest materials of disappointment and despair. Its threads are woven with the tears of the fallen, and its fabric is dyed with the regret of those who dared to try.

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Note: The image 'fez-of-shame.png' is a placeholder, you should replace it with a real image to complete the design. This page is a satirical take on a product that you can "buy" or "wear in style". The Fez of Shame is a humorous way to poke fun at the concept of consumerism and the idea of wearing a product as a form of self-expression or as a way to fit in. The page is designed to be humorous and over-the-top, with a focus on wordplay and absurdity.