Atomic Hats of Despair: The Sequined Edition

You've stumbled upon the most exclusive club in all of Neo-Brautalism: the Sequined Hat collection. This hat is a real showstopper, a true masterpiece of despair.

Read more about the designer's inspirations behind this abomination.

Key Features:

• A garish sequined design that will blind anyone within a 10-foot radius.
• Crafted from the finest recycled plastic and discarded hopes and dreams.
• Guaranteed to make you the laughing stock of any social gathering.

Buy this monstrosity for yourself, or for that special someone who deserves to be mocked.