Due to the unpredictable nature of atomic radiation, all socks are subject to spontaneous combustion. If your socks spontaneously combust within 30 days of purchase, we'll exchange them free of charge. However, if they don't, they're still yours. Don't come crying to us.
For more information on the atomic radiation treatment process, visit Socks of Radiation Treatment Process.
Or, if you're feeling generous, consider donating a pair of non-radioactive socks to our Sock Donation Program.