High-Radiation Socks: Because Regular Socks are So Last Season

Our Socks are Not Just for Show, They're Actually Radioactive

Our socks are made with a special blend of materials that not only make you look cool, but also give you a 1-in-100 chance of developing superpowers.

Learn about our Atomic Powers

But Wait, There's More! Our Socks are Also:

• Thermal Vision Goggles
• X-Ray Socks
• Telekinetic Socks
• Gravity Boots